in the movie 2012 new york flooded… now it’s 2012 and new york is actually flooded, lol cya

zackisontumblr:

you know a text post has made it to the big time when it gets stolen by twitter parody accounts

killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

heartless:

some people dont like me 

but they have never spoken to me, ever

they just hear things from other people but what they hear is  me being a bitch because i have a reason but they dont know that all they hear is me being a bitch 

so if you actually think im a bitch you should try to speak to me before you make an opinion about me

amazzingphil:

[IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

please allow 5-7 business days before i hand in my homework that was due last monday